When people tell stories about parties they went to they always say like how wrecked they were. Well, I hope this like proves how wrecked people were. Isn't that what party stories are about?

I went to Oberlin College and was at a party where people were drinking ... one thing led to another, and it got so how people just start kissing everybody else, like spin-the-bottle for grown-ups, but sans bottle. It was like improv spin-the-bottle. That probably happens a lot.

And then even when girls

started

started kissing girls, that was nothing too out of the ordinary.

But then this one guy, Will Mackey, who everybody called Mackey See (short for Mackey Senior), kissed Eddie Mackey, who everybody called Mackey Ju (as it happened he was Mackey See's little brother). Most people, they hear this and they say like, Oh well, that's just messed up, that's not like crazy. Well, my friend, you don't know what you're saying because two brothers kissing in the French style is totally crazy.